turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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