The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she peed on how many people?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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