So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Do vagina's smell?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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