Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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