Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He shit in the fireplace
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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