I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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