guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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