Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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