just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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