Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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