I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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