watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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