How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You can make out without kissing
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