whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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