Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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