I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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