can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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