i don't like sucking hair
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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