No, drunk sperm still make babies.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
this is an emotional support booty call
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
