I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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