The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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