It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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