we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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