im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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