i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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