They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Hippo gnu deer
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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