ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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