I want to make a zoo with you.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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