Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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