I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick