Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
love makes seman taste better
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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