4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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