I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't think brook has ever known best
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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