you turned your livingroom into a bong?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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