I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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