somebody snuck up and got me drunk
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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