In the future we'll all be gay
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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