I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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