I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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