All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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