4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
