That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Even my vagina gasped.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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