Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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