They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't deserve a penis
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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