Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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