Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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