so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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