I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Houston, we have a blender
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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