question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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