You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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