Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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