We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
