About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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