Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
no more duck duck goose at the bar
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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