i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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