Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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You tried paying your tab with the coaster
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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